Friday, 30 November 2012

Three questions ...


... from the last couple of days.

1. When is a National Disability Insurance Scheme not a National Disability Insurance Scheme?
— When it’s not national.

2. Why did Ricky Ponting decide to announce his retirement when he did?
— So as not to be dropped for the Third Test.

3. How best to encourage a two-state solution in Palestine?
— Abstain.