Birds of a pleather?
While researching owls, I got a pop-up window which read:

"Discover the techniques that you can master in less than 30 days to eliminate your parrots biting, screaming or feather plucking".

If I had a parrot, I think I'd like it to do a bit of biting and screaming.
I mean, what else are parrots for?
Biting and screaming, it would seem, are just part of Papagei-Sein as Martin might have it.
Not to mention feather plucking.
What else to do in such terrible winter pleather?

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