This blog is closed until further notice owing to:

a. writer's blog
b. no ferkin girls in my house/bed
c. dogs barking next door while the christists are at church
d. the non-production of Swan stout
e. too many films to watch
f. Arsenal at the top of the EPL
g. Liberal goverment in WA
h. absence of penguins
i. I

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