Got that Nicole in it, so I'll most likely give it a go.
I mean who wouldn't shag her?
What pisses me off most is that my/our band was called Australia.
Me and Jimmy and Stig and Jag thought of it first.
They could at least have asked us to do the soundtrack.
Then, if I remember correctly, some strange bloke came over here a while ago to interview me about it all.
Maybe he was a film spy?
Said he was from a mag called Meanjin.
I checked it out on the web and it seems to be a two-handed job.
So it was probably a set-up.
Christ knows what I said to him.
(Maybe a bit pissed, even at that time of day?)
But he says he'll send me a copy before publication.
If he has the bloody cheek to do so, I'll post it here as soon as I work out how to get a file download happening.
The secret will be revealed.
I have no shame and nothing to lose.
Sledge
