Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Why don't the Krauts sell a sign that reads?:

Mein Herz, es schmerzt, weil ich Dich vermisse.
Aber es ist gut, wir werden uns bald sehen.
Du bist immer in meinem Herzen, Geliebter.

Apparently it roughly translates into:

My hire car is stuffed with worms
Still, it's OK, 'cos I have no hair.
You are still in my hire car, you little bugger.

Sledge.