Friend sent me this pic: a kitten with two faces born this week in Perth.
When I showed it to the Prof last night, he said it reminded him of several Vice Chancellors he knew.
Not sure exactly what a Vice Chancellor is or does -- though I suspect not much.
The Prof said that, if you take an infinite number of them and give them an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite amount of time, they'll eventually come up with a play written by a monkey.

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