In the Speereet

The ABC is replaying the docco on Captain Cuk again.
I'd like to get it with subtitles so I could watch without the stupid accent of the presenter.
Is she a presenter?
If so, she'd do better emulating a baboon in season.

The so-called "Radio National" has two American chicks on it talking about John Updike.
I'd like to listen but one of them sounds like a demented budgerigar.

I turned it off, but there's now a stupid American man on.
I shall shout now:

THIS IS AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL RADIO.
LET'S GET THE SEPTICS OFF IT.