Who has been blamed for America's woes in the past?
Communists? Jews? Unions? The military-industrial complex? Masons? Catholics?
Well here's the actual conspiracy.
Bush Snr: left-handed.
Clinton: first left-handed president to succeed a left-handed president.
Clinton: first left-handed president to be re-elected.
Bush Jnr: second left-handed president to succeed a left-handed president.
Bush Jnr: second left-handed president to be re-elected.
Obama: left-handed.
Obvious isn't it?
It was predicted in 1965 in a line from Paul Bloody Simon's pastiche of Bob Dylan: "A Simple Desultory Philippic".
