Hi, my name is Smudge.
I live in the Arctic Circle and I'm very hairy and white all over except for my nose which is black and leathery.
They tell me I should only go out with girl bears, but I sometimes fancy the boys.
This makes me very happy indeed, at least when I'm actually on the job.
But I get very sad afterwards when I think about what I've done.
I flip and flop between elation and depression, boys and girls.
Am I the world's only bi-polar bear?
