After a breakfast like that you could lay the handle of Dave Lister (Red Dwarf) on your guest.Strangely enough, as it turns out, our ami sauvage admits to the inspiration of the mad scouse space adventurer and his unique improvisation on the chip butty.
Apparently they get Red Dwarf in Sarawak.
Lister would no doubt be amused.
But if you said "Sarawak" to him, he'd probaby say, "Yeh, see ya tsammorah like".