After the failure of the levees and the impending failure of her levies, Queen Julia has announced that she will be holding
Levers, both
Grands and
Petits. Every loyal Australian subject will be required to pay a fee of $50 (
Grands) or $1000 (
Petits) — the adjectives referring to the sizes of the respective crowds and hence to comparative exclusivity — to file past in the morning while she squeezes into her Levi’s. (Yes,
they have an apostrophe, God forgive them.)
Après le déluge ... Moi!
