Odin (A. Hopkins) gets pissed off with his son’s arrogance. So he sends him, Thor, off to Earth to be a mere mortal and learn some humility from humanity. Thor falls to Earth and lands on Natalie Portman’s car! She takes him home and one thing leads to another.
After a night in which much pleasure is had by both and in which Thor gets to exercise his enormous Nordic nob, Natalie wakes up to catch him putting on his bearskin and picking up his hammer from under the bed.
“You can’t leave!” she cries.
“I’m Thor”, he replies, not yet having lost any of his arrogance, “I can do as I please”.
“Tho am I”, says Natalie. “You thtill can’t leave”.
