1. Why do spiders build their webs in car wing-mirrors?
Do they like to pop out at 100 k. on the freeway and take a peek at themselves?
(Producers of Minuscule, please note.)
2. What did they do in Gomorrah?
And can I try it?
3. Why can you never find the scissors but always have too many wire coat-hangers?
Are scissors larval coat-hangers? Do they metamorphose overnight when no-one is looking?
4. Do the world’s great leaders work out where everyone is going and run round the front?
5. Who farted?
