Monday, 8 October 2012

AJ’s Blues


Dear Julia,

I’m dying of shame after what I said.
Now I have to live the half-life
Of a disgraced small-f fascist.
They’ve taken away my half-mil Merc.
The Nazis loved those machines.
Next, they’ll kick me out of 2-GBH.
I shall beg on the streets
And lop the heads off blooming flowers.
You know this is net bullying, don’t you?
You must see how difficult it is for me?
I thought you gutless lefties accepted apologies.

Alan
PS: can I have a job when you’re in opposition?
Because I really hate Tony — he’s such a wanker.