Wednesday 13 February 2013

Poke at the Pope


Here is the current betting on the real reason for the Pope’s resignation.

He is old and frail: $150
His pacemaker: $143
He wants to spend more time with his family: $121
He wants to make way for a new black Pope: $101
He wants to make way for a new woman Pope: $96
His ex-butler has more revelations: $1.50
He knows lots of rotten things about the RC church which will soon emerge: $1.32
He is personally implicated in some of the above rotten things: $1.12
He is personally implicated in all of the above rotten things: $1.05
He is gay: $1.02

A spokesman for Bet365 said odds were based on two main factors taken in conjunction: the final Tweet and a subsequent lightning strike on the Vatican. (There was also some consideration of the fact that a dead or resigning Pope gets his ring smashed by all the Cardinals.)

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