ABC Radio National: Geraldine Doogue celebrating the 21st anniversary of Life Matters, proving how unbearable it was then and she still is.
ABC Local: Some stupid woman complaining about handouts to parents when she brought up five of her own kids with nothing but one football boot and a stick of celery to her name.
ABC FM: An opera singer talking about her wardrobe. This will keep going until 12:00 when bloody Throsby will be on with more bloody talking.
Notes to ABC management:
A. Sack Doogue and drop Life Matters. 21 years is enough already.
B. Do not let any member of the WA public on radio unless they have an IQ over room temperature.
C. Sack Throsby and keep Classic FM for, as their slogan has it, “The World’s Most Beautiful Music”.
