What's life really like in Minjup? you may well ask.
Put it this way: this month's Minjup Shire Examiner has a competition in which you can win a month in Outer Mongolia living the life of a simple kebab-herd, in a yurt, eating yak's milk porridge, drinking the local tipple made from goat's urine, etc.
You only have to say, in 25 words or fewer, why this is preferable to your current situation.
Dot at the Post Office has been inundated with entries.

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