Had a relaxing ale or two with some mates up in the smoke yesterday.
One asked me what the people were like down here.
Basic answer: the men are all called Glenn, Garry or Barry and work for companies like Cleana Septics; the women are all called Sharon, Tracy or Raylene and wear crop tops, cut-off denims, have bad teeth and don't comb the hair on the backs of their heads.
But nothing captures character -- and, in the instance below, local variations on literacy and sexual difference -- like drink preferences.
This from at least nearby-ish -- behind the Blyton Tattooists.
Captions:
1. Harvey Fresh (orange juice): "Dis a bikys Drink / Harvey fresh / minus the vodka. / b-careful on your / bikes boys!!!".
2. Cruiser (vodka + fruit juice): "Girlie / Drink".
3. Strongbow (cider): "real womans / Drink".
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