Stole myself, bunged a peg on my nose and ventured over to Westham City today.
Forgot it was sprog holidays.
All I wanted was a coupla picture frames for the latest owl efforts (see below somewhere).
The place was full of snotty little brats not giving a rodent's posterior about anyone but themselves.
Obviously news of contraception hasn't reached that part of the world.
If they can hand out condoms at Catholic World Youth Day ... don't get me started ... and I'm assured they are going to be, then Westham City shopping centre can't be too far down the list.
I'll vounteer.

If you need to sit a test and get a licence to drive a vehicle -- a very simple skill really -- then why don't you have to do the same to become a parent: a much more difficult skill that so few ever master?
Until this is legislated for, I'll contemplate moving to China.
1,321,851,888 of them can't be wrong.

Sledge