I am undone.
I am completely undone.
Just found that Audrey was the daughter of an insurance man (!) and she starred in Robin and Marian alongside Shorn Canary.
Then: she was born in Belgium!
Even worse: she died in Switzerland.

Will now have to write "101 things I hate about Switzerland" -- obviously the cause of her death.
Let's start with:
1. They plagiarised the cuckoo clock.
2. They stole their flag from the Red Cross.
3. What gives them the right to have a square flag anyway?
4. Which was the last European country to give women the vote?
5. Nazi bank accounts.
6. To be continued.

Regardless, she has just been imaginarily dismissed from my bathroom.

Perhaps.

Sledge