Olympics, Olympics, blOOdy Olympics.
(Count the "O"s.)
It hasn't started yet and I'm fed up with it already.
Australians are only concerned about the swimming because it's all we're good at.
No doubt from evading sharks.
Everyone's asking if Mark Spitz's 1972 record will be broken.
Where is Mark Spitz today?
Last I heard, he was working as a bookie's runner in Venice.

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