Drink and deliver

Saw this ad in the Weekend Oz:

You can imagine what it may or may not advertise.
But I suspect the Chomskians would have a field day with this.

Or:

• What the alcoholic midwife would say to herself.
• A good reason to take a day off supposedly productive work.
• The new motto for the Trovatore coat of arms.

I'm working on the latter.

Sledge