Monday, 24 November 2008

Who is James Bog?

Just been watching previews of the latest Bond filum.
What a drip (and an ugly drip to boot) is that lead actor.
It's obvious what's gone wrong.
You can have a Sean, a Roger, a George, a Timothy and ... at a pinch ... a Pierce playing Bond.
But a Daniel?
Never!
He hails from a place called Chester which, Filippo informs me in one of today's e-mails, is famous for its historical lunatic asylum.
One of its less-than-salubrious rooms could well have been used as the logo theme for the film:

As I implied: shithouse!
Message to D. Craig: take a crap or get off the throne ... there's a queue.

Sledge