A work of Arthur:

Mondrian's Laundry
© P. Trovatore, November 2008

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A regular reader has asked why I don't give details of my ... um ... personal life.
Well ... because it's personal.
If you were half Italian and half Norwegian, you'd hardly be banging on about banging would you?
The Italian half would be doing it in secret and the Norwegian half would be feeling guilty about it.

Anyway, these pages are full of penguins, plumbettes and horsewomen.
Not to mention goats.
You just have to read between the lines.

To be honest, my actual role in the battle of the sexes involves little more than the odd skirmish with the enemy.
Expecting, any day now, to be reduced to the role of war correspondent.
That is, if either side will allow me to be embedded.

If I do ever write my "personal" memoirs, they will be in the form of a musical called Kozi Fanny Tottie.

Sledge