What flavour is it? #2
Bloke: If I can't have a seabird, how about a wading bird? A heron, say?
Owner: Bit of a problem your herons.
Bloke: In what sense?
Owner: They tend to stick their beaks in your arm and you soon become a heron addict.
Bloke: I'll take my chances then.
Owner: Okay. I'll let you know when the next lot of heron hunters are going out.
Bloke: Heron hunters?
Owner: Yeh, they Stork them and Snipe at them. If any get accidentally killed, the stick 'em on Skuas and make heron kebabs. Ewan MacColl wrote a song about them.
Bloke: Haven't you got any left over from their last Stint?
Owner: They didn't go out last time. The Petrel was too expensive.
