Having a few pots with Chopper and Spookie last night in the pub.
Guess who turned up?
That bloody sleazy professor of sociology who failed my essay.
Slumming it down here I suspect, since he was eating a fish burger with salad and reading a book called Meanjin with a pic of Nick Cave on the cover and wearing a T-shirt advertising Smith & Wesson handguns.
Nick that is, not the Prof.
Though he -- the Prof not Nick -- said he was looking at real estate with a view to moving down here at some point when he retired.
Jesus H. Christ! how's the place going to look with bloody vege-quarian professors moving in?
I'll report in due course.

Sledge